Aaron got this from one of his friends at work. I thought it was pretty funny! Enjoy!
The AMA responds to the Health Care Bill ----
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought it was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the rectums in Washington.
3 comments:
This is too funny!
Thanks for sharing your latest post. I've had a similar experience recently. Its so easy to get distracted, and lose sight of your ultimate goals. I guess we just keep on learning no matter how old we get...
Seriously classic!! I love it!
Love it. I really needed a laugh today.
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